Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about 

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

Shepherd’s Dump 

Noun

Feces discharged from the body, after consuming a gluttonous helping of Shepherd’s Pie. Specifically, one which mimics the triple layered arrangement of aforementioned culinary delight by commencing with an audible discharge of dark and loosely assembled feces, followed by various undigested vegetable remnants and finally concluding in the voidence of a pillowy soft topping in the consistency of whipped potatoes.

A Shepherd’s Pie of this rich quality will surely be followed by a Shepherd’s Dump of complimentary magnitude.

Shepherd’s Dump by Everybody’s Uncle May 11, 2020

Sandman’s Drum 

Zach Levine, Mexican guy, GGGGAAAAAIIINNEEEEZZZZ, Certified Big Steppa, yeah

I am “sandman’s drum” - Robby P

Sandman’s Drum by Yewh November 11, 2020

Runner's Dump 

The sensation an individual feels after going for a distance run (7+ miles); usually consists of anything you have eaten but not passed since your previous runner's dump - most relieving feeling next to ejaculation.

Described as "nastay!"

Blaine: Dude, I just went for a 9 mile run!

Court: That must have been nice.

Blaine: Yeah, but my Runner's Dump after felt so much better! I finally got that cabbage out.

Court: You haven't had cabbage in a month...

Blaine: I know

Runner's Dump by Bored Jedi June 1, 2011

Ned's Dump 

A technical term used in software development, meaning to dump the most recent data in a set.

Q: Dude, did you get Ned's Dump for that report?
A: No, but I have Ned's Dump ready for your face!

Ned's Dump by zlarky December 4, 2010

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fake drum slut

A slut who wears the mask of being drum horny and really turned on by drummers and their drumming. She will come through the doors with clothes flying off , and slutty knee high boots on, but she will exit through the same door, with not a care or interest in you or anything to do with your passion for drumming in life.

She will insult you and your passion the first chance she gets, and she will play you for whatever she really wants, like a cheap groupie trying to get back stage. She is fake, and she is an evil snake.

Fact is she was never a slut for drums or for you. She is a slut for herself, because sluts use being slutty to get what they want, and drums and genuine love.....sadly are not what she wants.

She’s got school debt to pay, not any time or care, to listen to you play.

That fake drum slut, fooled me again. She took her clothes off while I was playing, and I believed her interest again. I should of known she just wanted to cum again.

I should of known that she was only a fake drum slut, when everything she listens to has nothing but fake drums. Fake slut, fake drums, fake fun, fake love.

Go Fake yourself

fake drum slut by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019