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National Drug Test Day

April 21st or 4/21 is National Drug Test Day.
Boss1: I want to fire Jeff, but I need a good reason.

Boss2: We should drug test him the day after 4/20.
Boss1: What's our reason for the drug test?
Boss2: It's National Drug Test Day.

drug testing

a technique used by many companies that if not stipulated in the contract is in fact illegal. however once employed you are subject to their tests. there is blood (rare), hair (pretty rare), urine (most common), spit, and other types of testing that pick up on the basic drugs. however these tests are so fuckin intense now they pretty much tell the story of your life
*Modern Day Drug Testing*
Employer: So we got your drug test back today...
Employee: Ya, everything should be good I'm clean.
Employer: Ya but it says here that you look at porn on thursdays...get out.
drug testing by The Gibber March 8, 2007

drug testing

A practice that is actually illegal, but because a person elects to work for an employer that decides to drug test there is nothing that can be done.
drug testing is an invasive practice.

GH drugtest 

A GH drugtest is generally used by poor people. Consists of breathing into a bag and checking the bag for residue. The drugtest usually works 5% of the time.
Chris- "Yo dude let's go smoke some weed!"

George- "Nah dude, I can't. I'm getting a GH drugtest tonight."

Chris- "Pussy...."