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double-take by tony orozco 2222 March 27, 2008

double take and bite my lip 

When someone sees something/someone that is .. exciting, arousing, or interesting in a sexual way.
You look like the type of girl that would make me do a double take and bite my lip.

Double-take Funny 

When something is not funny enough to laugh at originally but causes a much more intense delayed laugh. Usually directed at shows trying to do what the Office did, because of the epic but mildly funny attempt.
"We cooked that California shaped cake with a real wildfire."

*awkward pause*

(was that too politically incorrect to be funny?)

....nope. Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.

.................... that was a bit of a Double-take funny, eh?
Double-take Funny by Pudding383838383 September 19, 2009

double-take runny red sock 

It's what happens when you get out of a long hot shower, and your dog just so happens to lick your saggy asshole - and you turn your back of course since you are in utter disgust by the situation, but can't help being somewhat aroused.. So you turn around again and let your dog go to town.
After I got out of the shower I enjoyed not one, but two double-take runny red socks - and boy am I exhausted.

awkward double take 

the instance where two people make eye contact, look away, then look back at each other at the same time, making it very awkward for the two
I had an awkward double take with that chick across the room.

facebook double-take 

Person A says they saw that person B was somewhere or did something. Person B does a double-take because they know they didn't tell Person A about that. Then Person A reveals they saw the information on facebook.
"Joe Blow said something about me being at that party, and I did a facebook double-take!"