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Matt Dorman 

A gay kid from Maryland. Approximately 4'7 in height. Matts father, Lawrence, won a contest ran by Katie Couric for being so handsome. Matts mother, Jen, is a world wide Crossfit champion. She is in very great shape and is very sexy. His sister, Hannah, has ginormous tits and has had intercourse with half of the ECU football team. Matt is very short and ugly. He dated a 5th grader and a character from shrek.
Matt dorman is so gay and ugly, how is his sister so fucking sexy?

trevor dorman 

the best looking man out there with a huge cock thats down for anything and always down to fuck at anytime, always hooksup out of town or at parties
wow that guy acts like a real trevor dorman outside of school

Martin dorman

A smelly brioche that shaves there ball with cheese grater
Do u Martin dorman mutha bitch
Martin dorman by Martin dorman July 24, 2018

Kara dorman 

Lovely girl, doesn't do anal unless forced or drunk.
Mate her holes like a rubix cube.

Aye she is a kara dorman
Kara dorman by Anal wanter April 13, 2019

blake dorman 

The kid in school who says that they were hit by a pick-up truck while skate boarding.
Did you see Blake dorman's leg yesterday?

Jacob Dorman 

Gangster asf
Extremely right winged

Not allowed within 12 feet of children
Beware : Fragile and can break easily

Vegan (such an ick)
Hating on vapers is listed as his college sport

SC: jacob_dorman101
Damn that guy is a total Jacob Dorman
Jacob Dorman by jacob_dorman101 August 25, 2023