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Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle 

Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".

The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo

The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.
It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!
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Dongus Bolongus Zongus Trongus 

Someone with a big dongus bolongus zongus trongus (dick)
Damn look at that dongus bolongus zongus trongus

DONGUS SCHLONGFOBBLER

A nickname for your friend who is a proper idiot but is still one of your best friends.
He is such a DONGUS SCHLONGFOBBLER
DONGUS SCHLONGFOBBLER by Mylogic15 October 25, 2018

womble dongus 

when two very hairy gay black midgets have painful anal sex until one bleeds
AY YO MAN , WANNA WOMBLE DONGUS WITH ME LATER TONIGHT
womble dongus by _ech0_ October 18, 2017

Schlongus Dongus 

Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".
Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.

susmongus dongus 

The sussiest creamongus ever (more sussy that moo)
I can't believe I just saw susmongus dongus!!!! POGGERS

Dingus Dongus 

When calling someone a dingus isn't quite strong enough adding dongus is necessary.

A Dingus Dongus is the ultimate insult to someone who makes bonehead decisions or dingusly.
That guy who took up two spaces is such a dingus Dongus.
Dingus Dongus by Pizzaball June 4, 2018