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Dirty Red Tom 

Refers to a masculine, attractive redhaired men who is known for his wild and raving antics to include but not limited to: fighting, drinking, fucking, riding motorcycles, having many lovers and generally doing whatever he pleases with zero regards to consequences. This man is a true Alpha male and women swoon over him. American with a Irish and Viking ethnic heritage. He is the life of the party and the love of your life.
Dirty Red Tom is going to make everyone catch his hands after hes done shitting in that closet.
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Dirty Red Tom 

Anal sex using mentral blood for lube.
It's that time of month again so we opted for the Dirty Red Tom.
Dirty Red Tom by Transvester September 2, 2019

Dirty Tomaž 

When you have too much weed, forget what decade it is and start banging your girlfriend like an industrial jackhammer to the tune of Y.M.C.A
Dude, wtf, totally nailed her last night with a Dirty Tomaž

dirty tomato 

dirty sexual organs, preferably of a ruddy color
I saw that girls cervix she has a dirty tomato!
dirty tomato by ROBOSMO JONES March 25, 2011

dirty tomas

when the male positions him self under the female n sticks his hand up the vagina n comes out the other end(bunhole)
i heard bob gave his wife the ol' dirty tomas
dirty tomas by tomasy February 27, 2009

Dirty Tomlin 

When you shove a football up a girls vagina, pull it out and throw a tight spiral to her sister. The spiral must be tight, or the tomlin cannot be completed. This act refers to the Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mike Tomlin due to confidential reasons.
I was over at Susie's house playing with my new Nike football so I decided I might as well break it in with a perfectly--timed Dirty Tomlin... her sister Bonita did not appreciate it though
Dirty Tomlin by rugbysens February 24, 2010

eating a dirty tomato 

Hoping that a word will have inappropriate meaning when looked up on Urban dictionary.
"I wonder what eating a dirty tomato of parrot will be..."
eating a dirty tomato by Swords! November 26, 2009