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time disabled

An adjective used to describe a person who is absolutely unable to keep track of time, no matter how hard they try.
So to defend her own seemingly rude and antisocial behavior, my totally time disabled wife says to me, “well really, what’s the difference if I am or am not there at 11 o’ clock, I mean time as you know it only actually exists in your universe,” as she goes on to cite some highly esoteric physics principles that very few people would be able to understand.
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disabledsenses 

A mineman who uses blatant misplace and looks like Verzide when he pvps. Retweets weird stuff.
Person 1: Bro did you see what disabledsenses retweeted
Person 2: Yeah bro wtf he had his tongue out
disabledsenses by kenzsupremez June 25, 2018

Dickaplegic 

(Dick-uh-puh-lee-jik) n. 1. One who suffers from paralysis of the penis.

2. Dude with a broken dick.

3. Usually vulgar: a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person.
Spank "Man dude, if she keeps riding me like this I'm gonna be a dickaplegic!"

Cooper "Hahahahaha"

Spank "This shits not funny dude, seriously, I think she may have broken my dick"

Cooper "Hahahahahaha, You're killin' me"







Leah "God, I hate you!! Fuckin' dickaplegic!!"

Dick "my bad"
Dickaplegic by The Shizphactory January 12, 2009

disabled 

(Adj.) A term used to describe the physical, mental or other type of condition that a person has been diagnosed with.
"Johnny is a person who happens to be disabled."
disabled by Johnny2step May 17, 2006

diffabled 

A person with a disability who is considered differently abled.
To be considered diffabled not disabled.
Their is a girl in my class who is confined to a wheelchair, but to me, I see her as being diffabled.
I know a boy with a limb who can do the same things we can, hes just diffabled, which is just another way of doing something.

Disabled picker 

a someone (really abled-minded or abled bodied) who torments the mentally disabled people, especially the physically disabled.
No wonder normal people are such disabled pickers, they shouldn't be good human people.

Disabled picker 

A person (non-disabled) who picks, tease, torment or bully people with disabilities. It could be either physical or mental.
i don't know if you heard this but Karen she makes fun of the mentally disabled people, she's such a disabled picker. i hate her!
Disabled picker by thefunkynormoman September 12, 2009