suck this dick 

The taking of the mouth around the male Phalic member (used on the first person) Ised as an insult.

Person-1 "Shut up)
Person-2 "hey suck this dick"

suck this dick by L File May 27, 2016

This dick ain't free 

Former president Barack Obama's favorite catchphrase used while in office

Obama had many great catchphrases but, my favorite one was "this dick ain't free".

This dick ain't free by Spic Dickuloid February 16, 2017

This Dick

An asshole who is trying to bring u down

Hey what's up , your mom on this dick,fuck you

This Dick by Suck it cracker November 28, 2016

On this dick

1. being on someone's nuts

2. A ass kisser

3. To tell a slut what to do when she looks confused

I was out with my boys, and i saw a skank i knew from back in the day and i told her to get on this dick!

On this dick by SuperManChiTown June 2, 2009

This dick

This dick is infinitely long and impossible to suck

Me: Yo girl you ready for this dick
Girl:I think I might choke but it's the best way to die

This dick by DOGE IN THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD September 5, 2017

Caught This Dick 

The past tense of Catch This Dick, implys that you or someone had gotten the dick.

Also used as "Caught That Dick"

"That fucker wouldn't back up so he caught this dick"

Caught This Dick by Booty Consumer November 20, 2018

Disney Plus This Dick 

A play on words that branched off of the common slang of "Netflix and chill" which refers to watching Netflix and having sex with your partner. This piece of slang follows the same definition of "Netflix and chill" but is not at all used the same. You would not tell your mother this as a description of your night with your girlfriend.

Girlfriend: You want to hang out tonight at my place? My parents aren't home...
Boyfriend: Yeah and while I'm there how about you Disney Plus This Dick!
Girlfriend: Eh wtf... Why do you have to say it like that, I'll see you tonight.

Disney Plus This Dick by NollyPolly March 12, 2021