chicago deep dick 

When you put a frozen cube of lube into someone and then provide the deep dick

I gave her a Chicago deep dick last night, it took forever for the KY to freeze

chicago deep dick by Not Young Honey February 21, 2021

Deep Fried Dick 

The act of dipping your dick in a jar of cocaine, then inserting and soaking said dick in a vagina.

Man, I sure gave that chick the deep fried dick the other night!

Deep Fried Dick by Cripndip December 28, 2011

deep fried dick 

the act of inserting your penis into a deep frier so that a crusty shell forms around the elongated dick and is then slapped in the face of a dirty little fucking slut.

Mary loved when the deep fried dick got slapped in her face because it was all crusty and warm.

deep fried dick by Mark John Albert November 25, 2007

Deep-throat Dick December 

Following no nut November since the female population were unable to get action due to the males being committed to not nutting. Deep throat dick December is the time where females have to deep throat a dick at least once a week for every week of December. Failure to do so will lead to disqualification.

Girl 1: omg it’s December tomorrow you know what that means

Girl 2: omg yes it’s time for deep-throat dick december I'm so ready thank fuck.

Deep-throat Dick December by HairyToesBillyJoes November 4, 2019

Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.

Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.

Deep-poop-dick Curse by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021

Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell 

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch

Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!

Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell by Real nigga Z December 8, 2022

Deepcleaner Dick

The act of pulling your foreskin forward to make a pocket, fill it in with rubbing alcohol and then releasing it after putting it in a woman's vagina.

Her insides got cleaned by this deepcleaner dick!

Deepcleaner Dick by Gambas May 26, 2025