Himalayan Detour

Taking a xanny and edible at the same time

Rob: Yo you heard what Lauren did?
Ethan: No, what happened?
Rob: She went on a Himalayan Detour and said she felt dummy.

by J.A.R.T May 15, 2021

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San Francisco Detour

A sexual act in which a male places his penis head against either nostril of his partner just prior to ejaculation. Once ejaculation is imminent, the male exhorts, "I'm going to cum!". The 'detouree' then takes a deep breath through the nostrils, forcing the seminal fluid into the stomach by way of the nose--rather than the mouth--as is typically expected.

Note: If two men ejaculate in either nostril of the 'detouree', this is referred to simply as: A double detour.

"I'm sick and tired of having my genetic fluid travel down the same ol' street. This time it's going for a detour. A San Francisco Detour."

by Lah22 October 4, 2011

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red detour

Having anal sex because your girl is having her period

My girl was on her period. So I had to take the red detour

by Jballs83 November 29, 2013

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Dirty Detour

Being on your way somewhere and getting sidetracked into going to get your fuck on.

I was with Steve the other night on the way to the club, his ex girlfriend called him and he went on a dirty detour. I had to sit in the car outside the chicks apartment for an hour.

by Harry Boughner November 26, 2009