Upper Deck Salad Shooter 

The act of taking an Alli or other diet pill, going out and eating a meal with a high fat content (which anyone who has taken an Alli knows this gives you the instant runs) and then emptying your runny bowels in the toilet tank instead of the bowl. Usually an act of revenge.

That fag Keith has stood me up for breakfast two weeks in a row. I'm going to pick up some Alli and Upper Deck Salad Shooter his downstairs bathroom.

Upper Deck Salad Shooter by Sue_Ellen December 9, 2008

top deck shandy 

The expulsion of "baby gravy" (qv), resulting from agitation withing a portion of chest potatoes.

We went back to her place and she gave me a top deck shandy

top deck shandy by Mark May 2, 2003

deck shit 

A shit done on any flat, hard, surface.

Squat, thrust, watch out, power, release, side spin, splat, deck shit. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

deck shit by The Definition King June 2, 2007

Deck Shoes 

A style of shoe that somehow became the standard in casual footwear for young men and teenagers in my area (rural Southwestern Ontario) in the early '90's.

Country folk often make questionable fashion choices. The "deck shoe" was a prime example.

Deck Shoes by Time4SumAksion September 5, 2005

Deck Slept

Occurs when you are so drunk that you end up passing out ten toes up on the deck of ones house after a crazy party.

"dude, last night was wild. i got right deck slept!!!"

"man did you hear about darryl? he got deck slept after he made some couch chocolate with a girl he dirty sanchezed"

Deck Slept by Rasmus Hans Christianson October 23, 2011

deck slippery 

Born with the name before the floor came to fame, he was Deck Slippery.

Slide beside thy double-wide, Clyde. Behold ye olde, Deck Slippery.

deck slippery by Squirrel Rito February 25, 2021

deck someone out

to beat someone up, typically used as slang by surrey jacks

surrey jack 1: imma deck you out

surrey jack 2: damn pull up then

random 1: yo surrey jack 1 decided to deck someone out and he lost
random 2: fr?? he’s a goof

deck someone out by vanillaleaf December 23, 2022