CUNTstable 

a police officer who is a spiteful little man. UK slang

"I didn't do nothing wrong CUNTstable"

CUNTstable by Dvar December 28, 2005

Cuntstuble 

A derogatory term used towards British police, specifically female policewomen who are unshaven. A play on the word constable.

Tony exclaimed as he walked passed the station, “good morning cuntstuble!”

Cuntstuble by TheBastardSquad September 30, 2023

cunstable

police constable.Officer of the law

"good evening cunstable"

cunstable by geemeister November 19, 2004

cuntstable 

A round about way to call someone a cunt with out being overtly offensive.

That fucking cuntstable slapped me for biting her on the ass.

cuntstable by themayorofdewey January 16, 2009

cuntstable kites 

A kite shop in bedfordshire

I went to buy a spar and those cunts at cuntstable kites tried to sell me a kite i allready have.

cuntstable kites by Fred Applegate August 2, 2006

cuntstuble 

The genital region of a police woman who shaves "that part"

Officer bacon: Hello pc sixtynine how is your CUNTSTUBLE going?
PC sixtynine: not bad but it itches like fuck and i have a big red spotty rash.

cuntstuble by Greenbadger87 March 26, 2005

cuntstable 

police station.

pop down toyour local cuntstable to report the burgling of ones turds

cuntstable by mr lobby March 11, 2009