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Cruze by Don’tReach November 23, 2021

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Chevrolet Cruze

A brand new compact sedan made by the Chevrolet division of General Motors, designed for MY 2011. It really makes up for the shittard Chevy Cobalt, which had a crappy interior. Similar to the Cobalt, the Cruze gets 36 mpg highway, a lot like the Cobalt's 37. Originally it was also the Holden Cruze sold in Australia and Asia, but imported into the United States in 2010.

Impressive! The Chevrolet Cruze in one sexy car, getting SO much mpg on the highway!!

Chevrolet Cruze by Cummy worm November 30, 2010

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Diesel Cruze

A Cruze that 1% of the population knows about, and only .069% understand anything about it. Apparently gets better mileage than a hybrid and isn’t gay.

“Why is your Cruze knocking?”
“Idk, I think it’s a diesel Cruze or something”

Diesel Cruze by DieselBoi69 June 1, 2018

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The Nick Cruze

One who sells out to black culture despite the color of their own skin. Usually considers themself some kind of rapper/gangster. A Nick Cruze will often be spotted fucking toilets, walls and people who would rather be fucking his best friend.

Guy 1: Check out that wigger rapping over there. He's got all those bitches with him, but he doesn't realize that he's clearly stuffing his pants with a banana.

Ryan: What a Nick Cruze. Let's beat his ass.

The Nick Cruze by Alcoholypmic Gold April 4, 2005