crimping 

To have a wank and a poo at the same time

Fuck this im going crimping. fuck this im going for a crimp.

crimping by Tony Tibbs December 2, 2007

Crimping 

A form of lyrical scatting, rapping or singing, that is often abstract and devoid of actual subject, but sometimes has a unifying theme. Cheese, money, or sex could be an example of words exploited by the crimpers.

Crimping often thought to have been invented by "The Mighty Boosh" actually shows up much earlier in pop culture, in movies and television. One example is the 1988 memorable block buster "Big" feature Tom Hanks. The young Hanks Character and his freand, do a blatent display of crimping, much earlier than "The Boosh"

Josh and Billy Crimping: The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times.

Crimping by Nabootique April 16, 2010

crimping 

a popular dance done by the brennan children that consists of flailing limbs slightly off time to one hit wonders of the once liked pop culture music genre.

"erin, put on some fanking crimping music!"

crimping by spease September 10, 2006

crimping 

The act of having a awsome morning after awsome night.

man that was a good night lets go crimping

crimping by sachalottapuss November 30, 2009

crimping 

stuff between crushing and simping

do you see this boy? im crimping over him.
not sure if i have a crush on him. guess i'm just crimping

crimping by trovatohelper November 20, 2021

crimping off a length of dirty spine 

Verb: to crimp off a length of dirty spine - to defecate.

- Where have you been, Mike?
- I've just been crimping off a length of dirty spine, mate.

crimping off a length of dirty spine by SusieQ October 4, 2005

crimping my style

to be bothersome to the point of ruining one's day or event. Can be confused with 'cramping my stlye' which is an equivalent expression.

When I am at the club and some squarebear is trying to get hyphy without properly giggin they are crimping my style.

crimping my style by ascan2 August 2, 2008