Cretcher

A Small type of animal that a Zag/Zach may or may not own.

Look at Zag’s Cretcher, what a strange little thing.

by Maybe the guys September 11, 2020

cold crotched

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched

When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.

by Coldcrotch December 8, 2019

Crotched

Over enthusiastic "cavity search" between female prison inmates. Often used in combination with a massive fistful of butter.

Like when Denny crotched Shaz on Bad Girls innit. Savage.

by Coont March 2, 2011

crotched

when 1 person (typically male) runs full force into another person who is sitting down, thus hitting the person in the face with their crotch

i still cant believe i got crotched by a girl!

by emorexic December 26, 2007

nigger crotched betch

similar to a fire crotch, but much more common in todays society. (not shaved!)

that girl with the black hair? she must be a nigger crotched betch.

by N3M0 ZRAL October 12, 2007

Crotched

This is where a polevault noob jumps at the bar and gets one leg on each side. Thereby crushing his/her testes/lack-of-testes.

Pole vault veteran: "Dude the bar owned that kid"
Pole vault veteran 2: "Yeah man, he got crotched bad"
Pole vault veteran: "DAAAAAAMN!"

by idonotgotojudd June 2, 2009

Creeched

Creeching/To Creech/Creecher

When somethings just sO funny you laugh out loud and it sounds almost like a scream and a wheeze mixed together with the tears falling down your cheeks from laughing so hard.

Person 1 - “DUDE that was so fucking funny”

Person 2 - “Did you hear me? Omg I creeched so hard hAha”

by chlothecreechaa June 14, 2018