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Whip Cream On Dog Shit

When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.
Two men on a golf course:

Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.

Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.

vanilla cream on a warm apple pie  

this refers to smegma which is bacteria, vaginal secretions and debris that collect within labia minora, usually in someone that doesn't take many showers.
That girl is really nasty and she's a real vanilla cream on a warm apple pie

Ice cream on the pavement 

Slang term referring to a fallacy of argument, the act of referencing a source or example that has very little or nothing to do with a current debate. The act of turning attention away from matter at hand by creating a distraction.
Mike: No you're wrong there were three cupcakes left.
Jared: You don't know what you're talking about, last time I checked you have to be able to count to be an accountant.
Mike: Oh, alright ice cream on the pavement, whatever you say.

Whipped cream on pie

When someone is so absolutely enamored another person that they’d do anything for them
Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrocious whipped cream on pie

whipped cream on waffles for breakfast 

When your friend tries to get an embarrassing photo so you trick them
Tony: send me that picture of you Neil, or else I’ll share a text thread between you and Kay!
Neil: uh oh! better not be the text about the whipped cream
Kay: it’s about whipped cream on waffles for breakfast

Munch on the Cream 

Eating ice cream. Doesn't require actually chewing it.
Person 1: Do you want ice cream?
Person 2 yeah I love to munch on the cream!