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Crazier than a fruit bat 

A level of crazy that is crazier than whack but less crazy than batshit insane. NOTE: this does not apply to situations. It is only used to describe people or other animate objects.
Don't call that chick, bro - she's crazier than a fruit bat.

crazier than a damn goose

A phrase said to an individual that presents symptoms of insanity, of the water fowl variety.
Boy, you're crazier than a damn goose!

crazier than an inbred schnauzer 

Edith Prickley, a central character on SCTV in the 1980s, referred to someone as "crazier than an inbred schnauzer." Schnauzers tend to be some really overamped dogs, and apparently inbreeding would just intensify it.
He's crazier than an inbred schnauzer.

crazier than ten 

A term used in northeast Philadelphia (ghetto 215 ) to describe a person than is extremely nuts, so crazy biggest balls that they will take what ever dare that’s presented or say shit just to fuck with someone than no one else has the guts to say .usually the class clown of the bunch.
Yo check out dink fuckin wit them cops , if they catch him they’re gonna lock him up .

Yeah that dude is crazier than ten mother fuckers
crazier than ten by Ghettoking 215 February 21, 2021

crazier than trump

This is "Crazier than Trump!"
Some people say, this could be HUGE!
Some people. Not me.
Thar was Crazier than Trump!

I'm crazier than you. 

A comeback made up by a friend and I to be used in response to somebody who is threatening you. You can only use this if it is true and you are cool enough to whip out a knife and slit his throat.
HOTONE: "I'll kick your ass."
Big Dude named Tiny: "Whatever man, I'm bigger than you."
HOTONE: "Yeah, but I'm crazier than you."