Off That Crack 

Smoking Crack

Crillbilly: Yea bro Im off that crack.

Me: Fuck you crackhead.

Off That Crack by MeanChinese January 11, 2020

Off the grid crack baby 

Popular term used in parts of Illinois and other mid western areas that Explains a crack baby usually born in a trailer or other mobile dwelling that’s not registered at a hospital or by medical staff.

So there was an off the grid crack baby found in a trailer and someone is wanting to adopt it.

Off the grid crack baby by Adg623 April 24, 2018

off the grid crack baby 

An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

off the grid crack baby by Acexc31 May 1, 2018

Crank off 

Masterbation. A slang term for male masterbation.

Dude, you can't trust your girl's birth control. You better just crank off alone in the tub and leave her alone.

Crank off by jwells1234 September 3, 2009

Crock Off 

When used alone, crock is often used as a synonym for "lie" or "bullshit". But when paired with "off" the phrase can be used interchangeably with "fuck off". Because the phrase is relatively uncommon, it is a great way to tell your opponent off while also confusing the hell out of them and making them forget what they were talking about in the first place.

Ignorant peasant: "Hey guy, you got fake timbs boy!"
You: "Crock off!"
Ignorant peasant: "Huh?"

Crock Off by Cr0ck 0ff February 13, 2017

crank off 

to leave

to let loose with something or other

to shoot a gun

to relax, or chill

1-im bored, i feel to just crank off

2-im gonna crank off this fart straight into his hair

3-dont make me crank off this shooter

4-man1:wot u doin 2day?
man2:im just gonna crank off/im just cranked

crank off by big poppa smurf May 22, 2008

Crank one off

Masterbate.

I'm so horny! I'm going to "crank one off"later.

Crank one off by Dirty dancer October 14, 2017