cowbellist 

The coolest motherfucker in the whole goddamn band. This guy doesn't give a shit. He comes out, bangs on the cowbell, and the crowd loses its collective shit because that's exactly what this goddamn song needed!

I wanna be a cowbellist when I grow up.

cowbellist by rvfvs June 28, 2018

Compelling

An extremely attractive, confident, opinionated and intellectual woman who is very cool, has sense of humor and knows how to chill. Compelling was first used by Jon Steward when he satirized how John Roberts, a Senior National Correspondent for CNN described the testimony of Valerie Plame Wilson as the "most compelling testimony in the Congress since Fiona Hall" and juxtaposed the image of Valerie Plame with that of Fiona Hall, alluding how both are two very attractive blondies.

Jon Steward mused what the correspondent meant by "compelling" and then cut into a clip of CNN ticker showing "compelling = f*@kable." f*@kable is slang for an extremely attractive women.

The term was then popularized by a self-proclaimed guru of all things Somalian who goes by LL Cool Jamal, a Philosopher-King Beatnik of the Jaded Age and several other self-aggrandizing titles. He's arguably the coolest Somalian refugee in the entire Upper Midwest of the United States. Together with bunch of equally cool and smart ass friends, the term went national and shows the potential of insinuating itself into the pop culture.

LL Cool Jamal: AbdiShwak, who's the most compelling lady in this Somalian Xsmas party?

AbdiShwak: By far, Hodan is the most compelling. There are lot of close runner ups but they are too mundane!

Compelling by Philosopher-King December 30, 2009

Convelling 

1. Excited, hysterical, stoked.

2. Showing great joy, satisfaction, or triumph; rejoicing; exultant.

3. Expressing joy.

4. Exultingly joyful.

5. Used to express great excitement.

1. I just landed that editorial, I'm convelling!

2. Did see the look on that girls face when Jonny Depp walked out, she was convelling.

Convelling by reesetopher January 31, 2010

connelling 

Being unable to come to a decision on a purchase and constantly seeking advice from others to the extent of being extremely annoying. Then, going in the opposite direction of that advice.

Mark - "I'm thinking of getting a new iPod. I can't decide between the iPod Touch or the 80GB"
Friend - "You should get the touch"
Mark - "But what if I bump it at the gym while working out"
Friend - "Then get the 80GB"
Mark - "But I don't have that many songs to fill it up"
Friend - "I think you should still get the iPod Touch"
Mark - "I think I'll get the Zune"
Friend - "Ugh! Quit connelling!"

connelling by Rochester June 19, 2008

Connelling 

See Connaling

The act of masterbabtion

Go look at connaling to define Connelling

Connelling by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Cowelling 

When the outline of a Gentleman's Junk can be seen through his trousers, almost vacuum packed.

Cowelling usually occurs when one undertakes the style of trouser wearing pioneered by pop-presario Simon Cowell.

His spandex trousers were unreal, the cowelling really frighted the ladies off.

Cowelling by ITsMe_yawD December 7, 2010

Connelling 

Exaggerating and bending the truth in order to make situations work more favourably for the Conneller. In some cases the truth is completely taken out.

After making a big mistake, Dave used the technique of Connelling so others would look more favourably upon him.

Connelling by Linguini greg February 24, 2023