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Cougarette 

1. a woman, generally between 29-34, who prey on younger men ages 18-22.

2. a woman who isn’t old enough to become a full fledged cougar, but is currently in the transformation process. Most of these women can be found at their 10 year college reunion at the local college dive bar.
( Two guys at the local college bar during homecoming)

guy 1: Dude, isn't that Cindy MacPherson?

guy 2: Definitely, she was here when my sister was a senior!

guy 1: Aside from the shapeless ass, there's nothing like a cougarette!
Cougarette by InternHustle August 28, 2009
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The act of being a cougar; Being an older woman looking for a sexual relationship with a younger man
Danny's mom is a cougar on prowl looking for fresh meat, She is wrought with Cougardom.
Cougardom by bennybarber August 2, 2008
a cougar that is also a MILF. although not as rare as one would think, they are still harder to find than the average MILF and or cougar. must be single.
guy 1: "did you see that cougaress?"

guy 2: " don't you mean that cougar?"

guy 1: "no man she had her kid with her."

guy 2: "then don't you mean silver milf?"

guy 1: "combine them and get a cougaress."
cougaress by big bad chuck April 10, 2010

Cougarette Cub 

Not yet old enough for a Cougarette, the Cougarette Cub is between 25-29, finding herself with a man 18-20, perhaps without knowing.
Girl: What??? Say that again.
Guy: Err ... I'm, uh really 20 actually.
Girl: *Gasp* ... that means I'm a Cougarette Cub now, fuck you!
Cougarette Cub by pahapoiss October 18, 2010

coudared 

To begin relaxing; preparing for sleep after a long day while laying in bed. I.e watching tv , reading a book or listening to soothing sounds.
I Coudared Myself To Sleep Last Night
coudared by LaDonJuann February 7, 2018

Cougareat 

The Mecca of fast food restaurants and caffeinated soft drinks at Brigham Young University (BYU). Due to it hiring only student workers and paying the lowest wages Provo, half of the restaurants never open and the other half open sporadically.
“Hey want to grab Taco Bell at the Cougareat?”
“Can’t, they could find enough freshmen to pay $8 an hour, so it’s closed this semester.”
“What about Wendy’s?”
“Okay, but they’re only open from 3-4 p.m.”
Cougareat by Zoobie Tuesday September 14, 2021