coors light 

A yellow, fizzy type of bottled water, sometimes passed off as beer to mindless peasants who think it will get them women.

Idiot 1: Hey man this is the coldest tasting beer in the universe!

Idiot 2: Yeah man, it totally rocks!

Me: Umm, last I heard, the only tastes were salt, bitter, sweet, sour. Cold isnt a taste, it's a sensation, morons.

coors light by The Brewmeister May 4, 2005

coors light 

A highly overrated beer that was born in the great state of Colorado. If you were to drink real beer (St Bernardus Abt 12, Rochefort, Peche Mortel, Yeti, Old Ruffian, Arrogant Bastard, Hop Henge, Dreadnaught IPA...etc) and then take a piss into glass (1/4 full) then fill the rest up with carbonated water -you would have a beer that tastes like Coors Light (albeit a bit better).

Johnny drinks Coors Light because he can't handle beer that tastes like...well...beer!

coors light by The MrEcted One April 27, 2006

coors light 

(verb) The act of having sex in a canoe, kayak raft or tube. Fucking close to water.

1.I took out the center thwart and we did the coors light for five minutes until I got a hamstring cramp and flipped the boat.

2. well we are out in the middle of this lake and your boring the shit out of me, want to coors light

coors light by wears funny hats March 5, 2009

coors light 

A "beer" tantamount to yellowed bottled water. Tastes slightly of piss mixed with an even slighter taste of alcohol. A beer for women and retards like Seth who can't handle real beers like Arrogant Bastard or Maudite.

Easily destroyed by any microbrewery beer out there. The worst of the worst.

You: What are you drinking?
Me: Maudite. You?
You: Coors.
Me: You tasteless retard.

coors light by Man In Black April 7, 2005

Coors Light 

Bland Flavorless alcohol delivery unit that sells because people are too scared to try real beers like Pilsner Urquell or Sierra Nevada Pale Ale .

Don't tell me how good my beer is. I know how good my beer is, because I'm the one who buys it. When Bonnie goes to the store to buy beer, she buys Coors Light, okay? When I drink a beer, I want to taste it.

Coors Light by Beerman September 22, 2003

Coors Light 

The shitiest fucking beer on the planet. Only fucking pussies and fags drink this shit.

Coors Light by Big Black Rod August 23, 2003

Coors Light 

Beer handed out by officers at DUI checkpoint to sober up questionable drivers.

Officer: Sir, how much have you had to drink this evening?

Driver: I've had a few.

Officer: Well here are a couple Coors Lights to help you sober up. Drive safely now.

Coors Light by Feedstoremafia February 28, 2018