Cum cookie

A Cookie, however instead of being filled with warm melty chocolate, is filled with cum.

Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy

Cum cookie by ILOVEcumcookies July 4, 2022

Cum-on-a-Cookie 

Cum-on-a-Cookie is a masturbation game that your cum-buddies like to play. Everyone beats their meat, blows their load(s) on Oreos, and the last guy to have his dick-gasm is fed the cookies.

We played Cum-on-a-Cookie, and I lost, so they fed me the cookies - yum!

Cum-on-a-Cookie by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

cum cookies 

noun-jacking off into cookie dough and baking it crisp and then serving it to your in-laws.

Hey Dad! You love them cookies dont you?
"Sure do son!"
(Dough bags eating cum cookies mwwhahaha)

cum cookies by Demented Fuck January 21, 2005

Cum on my cookies please. 

A statement.
You ask your partner this after sexual penetration.
The male that you are fucking then cums on your cookies that just randomly happened to be next to you while the two or 7 of you are screwing.
And you eat the cookies.

Elysia: "Cum on my cookies please."
Dante: -Cums on her cookies.-
Elysia: -Eats the cookies.-

Cum on my cookies please. by Naked_in_2.59 June 26, 2008

Cookiecutter 

n. Article of clothing that rides up the crack of the vagina...

Guy 1-Hey, Man! Check out her camel toe!
Guy 2-I see it, dude. That leotard is a great Cookiecutter.

Cookiecutter by flathatpat December 11, 2013

cookiecrumbler 

to break the cookies up after reaching into the jar.problem solver.

mike how do you get into that chics pants?

dunno ask cookiecrumbler

cookiecrumbler by I3igCheese October 24, 2006

cookiecutter mage 

A derogatory term referencing a character in an online videogame with maximum skill points who often dies to characters that are deemed to be "newbies." This type of person often lists several excuses as to why they lost and often becomes emotionally distraught in often hilarious ways. The origin of this term makes reference to a person who plays a mage in an online game called Ultima Online who goes by the name COOKIEMONSTER.

"I just killed a cookiecutter mage with a character who has 65 magery."

"COOKIEMONSTER just attacked me with several other people helping him and he still died."

"COOKIEMONSTER lost to me fairly but still insisted on making several disparaging remarks, he is such a cookiecutter mage."

"That guild is a bunch of cookiecutter mages, I wouldn't worry about them"

cookiecutter mage by Benjamin Disraeli October 14, 2005