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Cock Block Party 

The act of having 4 or more poeple cock blocking someone who is trying to score on a chic.
Moy: I was trying to hit on Sidney but, yall cock blocked.
Campbell: Sorry but it was funny cock block party.
Cock Block Party by Hotstuffluis December 31, 2010

cock block combo 

A chain of 3 or more consecutive cock blocks. Also known as a CBC.
1) Lisa's ugly friend CBC'd me last night at the club.

2) John straight up pulled a cock block combo on Tim at the bar.
cock block combo by vee October 11, 2010

Cock-block 

1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)
1. "Last night I was chillin' wit Shorty at a party, when some dude walked into the wrong room and she didn't feel like doin' it no more...I was an unfortunate victim of cock-block.

2. "Last night I saw James tryin' to hook up wit Jenny and he knows I like her! So, before she left wit him to the other room, I told her that he has Herpes. Next time I talk to him I'm sure he gonna wanna kick my ass for cock-blocking him."
Cock-block by Jessica January 17, 2005

cock block o'clock 

That moment when someone or something prevents you getting laid.
We better hurry up and fuck! My roommate is due home soon and it will be cock block o'clock.

Cock Block Tortoise

When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse
"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"
Cock Block Tortoise by jabbott August 22, 2011

mom cock block 

When your mom catches you bringing a girl into her house and prevents you from banging her.
"Dude, I got mom cock blocked. I was just about to bang that chick but then my mom came in and made the slut go home."
mom cock block by wiseguy009 November 16, 2009