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H-Town Clown 

The H-Town Clown, a sex act common in the city of Houston, is when a man fucks his special lady friend while she is on her period, then pulls out when he is done and wipes his dick across her mouth resulting in what looks like clown makeup.
Me: Did you hear what Twan did last night?
Friend: No, what?
Me: He was fucking his girl on the rag and gave her the H-Town Clown afterward.
Friend: Oh man! I bet she looked just like Bozo!
H-Town Clown by FreakThatBitch September 8, 2009
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chasing the brown clown around town 

I'm kind of tired this morning because I spent the whole night chasing the brown clown around town.

I swear, I didn't sleep with your sister last night. I was too busy chasing the brown clown around town.

town clown 

look at them fuckin town clown
town clown by J Moore May 18, 2005

down like a clown in circus town 

To be ready or available for a proposed activity.
Q: do you want to go to that party?
A: I'm down like a clown in circus town!

Crown Town 

refers to Corona, CA. 951 area code. Name derived from the Spanish meaning of Corona which is Crown.
I'm from Crown Town!! 951 bitches.
Crown Town by Coach Petey February 24, 2009

Crown Town 

Refers to the mental space you find yourself in when an incoming poop is trying hard to birth itself but you must keep it up in there for the time being.
I took it all the way to crown town on my jog last night, bless those conveniently placed port-o-johns.
Crown Town by k-shnizzle December 10, 2021