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1. An amalgam of unlikely leftover foodstuffs, of various consistencies, flavors, and temporal origins. The admixture is traditionally allowed to simmer for days on end as a temporizing measure to ward off the growth of viscera-eating bacteria. Of note, ingredients may be added to the chundle pot as volume-expanders, to adjust flavor, and/or impact cosmetic appearance at any point in the chundle lifespan. Chundles older than 14 days should be consumed with discretion and deference to broader public health considerations.

2. An assemblage of scooped, churned, and tumbled ingredients from disparate cuisines, preferably leftovers in the later stages of edibility.

3. (scientific) the composite solution of multiple distinct culinary ingredients, which achieves a dynamic viscosity of no less than 1000 Pascal-seconds in standard conditions according to the contemporary scientific consensus.

4. (verb) To commit an item to dissolution in a pot of chundle.
“How do ya like that chundle? We got some more downstairs in a bucket!”

"Our special tonight is a 3-day-old chundle. It’s components include: an old can of split peas that fell behind the cabinet for an indeterminate period of time, an elusive roommate’s uneaten pad thai, the congealed bacon grease in the cast iron, scrap chicken skin from the preceding wing night, and that overzealous batch of cream of mushroom soup that’s been occupying space in your freezer since last flu season. Would you like to see the wine list?"

"Can I get a liter of juicy banger to wash this deeeeluxx chundle bucket down?"

"Did you just chundle that entire rotisserie chicken? Yes, I’m making myself a BONE CHUNDLE!”
by textingonthetoilet April 26, 2019
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Chundle

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It is the combination of grundle and chode. An insult for a guy.
Eww look at that guy hes a chundle.
by manbearpig8342 September 26, 2010
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Chundler

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1. An expression, when something happens (person, place or thing) but it's underneath your expectations you would say, "Chundler!"
Man, I can't believe how bad that food was, that resteraunt was such a Chundler!
Man, did you see Billy's new car? He is such a Chundler!
Man, did you see Tom's girlfriend? She is such a Chundler!
by Sean Sizemore December 16, 2007
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Chungledunk

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Chungledunk(s) is a nightmarish energy given form by their box-like container with seemingly limitless holes.
They say the dunks must reside within the forbidden box of chungle to contain their nightmarish form.
and thus a chungledunk is born
by ChungleDunkus882 February 24, 2021
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'Chundle' means wasting time, not producing anything of value. A 'Scrut' is a small person of suspicious origin.
He's being a real chundle-scrut today, I've just about had it with him.
by Double-Z October 7, 2008
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chundle

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the sexual act or any act involving one's taint; to fondle the taint, specifically with the index and middle fingers extended.
Chundle my runch bitch!
by craig von jackson September 18, 2006
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Teh bundle, or trundle, a person who is feeling sick or being sick or has been sick, normally as a result of alcohol
"robin looks liek he's gonna larry! CHUNDLE!"
by woody faulkner September 23, 2006
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