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Clenching Chowder 

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.
After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.
Clenching Chowder by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015
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Chowder cock

Dayummm Mr Marcus got dat chowder cock
Chowder cock by George whos this January 9, 2014

man-chowder 

Semen, so named for its similarity in texture and color to clam chowder. New England, of course.
"I splattered her bowels with man-chowder."
man-chowder by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

Chowder thong 

A g-string that smells of clam and has the consistency of chowda
Omg I took my thong off after workin in the summer heat and damn I had chowder thong!!!

Chowder Shit 

British nickname for Washington Husky basketball player Matthew Bryan-Amaning.
Dude 1: The Huskies are playing.
Dude 2: Here's to hoping Chowder Shit doesn't play!
Chowder Shit by Mozzillest November 3, 2010

Nut Chowder

I invited the homeless ho over for a nice red wine & a piping hot bowl of my freshly ejaculated nut chowder.
Nut Chowder by davysprokket May 19, 2016

Taking Chowder 

When a bitch or wife-boy swallows a big load of cream after fellating one or many guys.
"That slutty cunt was taking chowder all night long! I heard she sucked off seventeen guys in a row."
Taking Chowder by Dingleberry Tatas September 24, 2008