Chocolate Pudding Factory 

This is a synonym for an anus which is experiencing problems with producing solid stools (likely due to over-consumption of Yeo Valley yoghurt) and is producing faecal matter that looks more like a melt-in-the-middle chocolate pudding than a healthy poo.

If you were to have sex with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would end up with your penis looking like a chocolate pudding, hence the name. If you engaged in pegging with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would likely end up with a Peg 'n' Pud.

"Wow, I think I must have eaten something funny. I have a stomach ache and I've got loads of gas emanating from my chocolate pudding factory!"

Chocolate Pudding Factory by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017

chocolate pudding grenade 

a word used to describe the horrific condition of a restroom after someone has explosively deficated and left pieces of fecal matter over various parts of the restroom and toilet

Im not using that restroom its looks like someone threw a chocolate pudding grenade in there

chocolate pudding grenade by Patrick M G February 9, 2008

chocolate pudding pants 

Noun. Someone who has recently and unintentionally defecated on themselves, usually (although not exclusively) when under the influence of drugs.

Hey that last blunt and those shots really pushed Elijah over the edge! Is it true he shit himself?!

Oh yeah brah! That guy's a total chocolate pudding pants!

NAST!

chocolate pudding pants by Pit Pat October 5, 2007

chocolate pudding cumshot

eating chocolate pudding with no spoon by squeezing the container, causing it go go all over yourself.

Fot squeezed her snack too hard, and got hit with a chocolate pudding cumshot.

chocolate pudding cumshot by Arkaitz December 5, 2012

Chocolate Pudding Hangover 

CPH is the result of mass chocolate pudding consumption. Groaning, Stomach Growling, Diarrhea, Vomet, Queezy Feelings and other fun stuff.

The 7 year old ate the whole pack and had a Chocolate Pudding Hangover for the rest of the night.

Chocolate Pudding Hangover by fork82 October 16, 2011

Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds 

Code Name for literal shit with corn bits in it.

Chris: "Yoo you want some chocolate pudding lemon nerds?"
Colin: "I dont eat shit. Shut the fuck up."

Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds by SirGrammarNazii February 8, 2021