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Having your face ripped off by a sexually frustrated and jealous chimpanzee is sometimes referred to as being "chimped."
WOW! That bitch really got chimped when she copped a feel off of the primate's common law wife. She shouldn't have drank champagne with it and polished it's knob so much. Oh well, at least it didn't trash the bitch's Camry and steal any credit cards.
chimped by running out of patience February 24, 2009
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Chimken nuggers 

Chicken nuggets
I could be chilling at home eating some chimken nuggers with my chonk, but instead I have to be normal and go out with other "normal" people
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Chime Stopper 

Someone who will not accept any form of chiming (interupting one's conversation). These extraverted people tend to publicly shame and embarrass the chimer or chimees (as they are collectively known) as they have no fear of interupting other peoples conversations due to their elite status.
Boy 1 : "What's your favourite movie?"
Girl 1 : "Um... -"

*Before Girl 1 can answer Boy 2 runs up and yells "Wayne's World!"

Boy 1 then goes on to say to Boy 2 and everyone in close proximity : "F*** you, you little ass-cock, I saw your tiny pin in the change rooms... only after I pulled out my telescope! if you ever cut me off like that again, i'll publish your, little, secret in the school paper, piss off!"

*Boy 2 scampers of in tears

Girl 1 : "Wow, your a great chime stopper!"
Chime Stopper by niveartline January 24, 2009

chimney corners 

i truly love my chimney sisters with all my heart
chimney corners is my home
chimney corners by TOUCHMYTACO October 9, 2011
If you know someone named Chimwemwe consider yourself the luckiest person alive. Chimwemwes are beautiful people that are good at pretty much everything,they are the type of people to give you butterflies in your stomach. Chimwemwes are some of the most charismatic people you will meet. Chimwemwe is an African name that means happiness and joy which is something they will bring into your life.
I love Chimwemwes hair

Chimwemwe is such a beautiful girl
Chimwemwe by Jason Nason May 31, 2020

chimpeachment 

Frankenword combining "chimp" (in reference to George W Bush, aka Chimpy McFlightsuit) and "impeachment".

If a chimpeachment were to occur, GWB would be charged "with improper conduct in office before a proper tribunal", and possibly thrown out of office.
"50% of Americans Support Chimpeachment"

Nothing changes unless we remove the chimp. Chimpeachment is the only answer to saving this nation from the thugs of the KKKarl Rove administration.

(examples taken from the web)

Ass Chimney 

"After I withdrew my dick from her buttocks she produced a rather sizable ass chimney."
Ass Chimney by TheRealInfernoCop January 24, 2015