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Calvary Chapel High School 

The only high school that will let you wear any kind of swimsuit at the annual luau but doesn’t let you wear shorts that go above the knee. The current principal and superintendent acts like an angel in front of parents but is a completely different person around students. Any abnormally colored hair will get you expelled but doing drugs will only get you suspended. The Bible, science, and math teachers will always be your favorite because they are the coolest. Staff will always get on your nerves. The AP Euro, World, and Art History teacher assigns an absurd amount of homework that will make you and to kys. Don’t take any of her classes. You should probably just go to another school.
student: “yo Calvary Chapel High School is kinda toxic my guy.”
other student: “yeah i know broski. we should totally go to like Mater Dei or something like that.”
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Fox chapel high school 

Where the real ones go if u dont ur big gay for smart people who have an IQ great school it gets you into places like Michigan or princeton you also pretty rich if you go there
Yeah u a real nigga u from fox chapel high school. Or,ayo he from fox chapel high school he's that nigga. fox chapel high a good school for real one who got big smarts and big money

East Chapel Hill High School 

An incredibly competitive public high school that is supposed to be very good but has many problems underneath the façade of high quality education and great test scores. Populated by Nike-covered preps, Chaco-wearing hippie wannabe's, and Ugg-sporting white girls, East is ruled with an iron fist (except when multiple fights break out in the same week and students overdose in school bathrooms). You’re lucky if you find a bathroom not covered in flies breeding off of dirty toilet water, and even luckier if there are still paper towels; meanwhile, the stall graffiti describing the school as a ‘hell hole’ is very accurate. Don't worry, though -- the drugs are plentiful and supposedly high end.
It is looked down on to not take AP classes and SAT scores determine your self-worth. There are some amazing teachers, but also some terrible teachers who should have lost their jobs before they even got hired but unfortunately have survived to ruin students’ enjoyment of subjects as well as their test scores. There are clear social groups separating Honors and AP students from others.

If you enjoy watching teenagers drive luxury cars bought for them by their parents, set up a picnic blanket at the entrance to the parking lot before and after school. Spots are $5 each and the proceeds will go towards replacing broken water fountains and financing the restoration of terrible athletic fields. A new pimped-out golf cart is also needed for the security guard to keep up the school’s image.
"You go to East Chapel Hill High School? Can I come over later and smoke a joint while we study BC Calc and then you can drive me home in your brand new BMW? Thanks, bro."

East Chapel Hill High School 

A cool, but unrealistically competitive and smart school where all the guys wear nikes and high socks. Also where people feel dumb if they don't take AP classes, and Republicans are probably more nonexistent than dinosaurs.
In other words, a relatively rich public high school in Chapel Hill, NC.
God, I can't believe those East Chapel Hill High School people. They think a 2300 on the SAT is bad.

That's classic Chappel 

The phrase used to attach mock signifgance to an event stated by others. It is ussually reserved for statements made that display a complete lack of imagination or humor.
Steve: I put a mirror on the floor so i could look at my anus.
Mike: That's classic Chappel

Chapel hill high school 

A decent size high school in north carolina home to all the worst the top 10% have to offer. You can always expect to find inside the school something broken/old (was built when segregation ended in chapel hill) and the smell of weed.

Fox Chapel Area High School 

"Hey! Did you go to Fox Chapel Area High School?" "Yeah! That school is Elite!"