changing speeds 

Technique rumored to have originated at 320 N. Tallawanda in which the speed of the gentleman's pelvic thrusting changes from super duper fast to slow as molasses and everything in between, thereby enhancing the pleasure of his lady friend and delaying his dick sneeze.

Brian: What? Did you say your girlfriend had trouble getting off last night?
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.

changing speeds by Dan Neville May 30, 2006

Changing Station 

chang⋅ing⋅sta⋅tion
cheynj-ing-stey-shuhn
-noun

• Any precious/generally awkward situation that one finds themselves in, usually resulting in either a throw-down by one or both involved parties or a great debate. Changing Stations are almost always doomed and/or destined to burn a bridge(s).

• Note: A person can both open a changing station or shut one down, not unlike the literal changing stations found in the restrooms of truck stops, usually identified by a Koala or marsupial equivalent.

• Note: Changing stations can happen both in person, but very often open and/or close on one's Facebook Wall, or social network equivalent.

Origin: Witty Gays, Fag Hags, and Fag Stags...

Note: Being elaborate in one's description of a changing station is vital, for example • A Messy Changing Station • Ripping open a changing station • Shutting a Changing Station so fast, one's fingers gets caught in it • A changing station left hanging by the hinges

• JT opened a changing station on Kristina's Facebook Wall about Hillary Clinton's pantsuits, spawning a ridiculous thread between Josh and Kristina's gaggle of gays.

• Chance wasn't having Amanda's fascist Facebook Status, so he shut down that changing station, by referring to her as a lesbian, thus shutting her up, before it got too messy.

Changing Station by Lulabell1984 October 8, 2009

Changing of the tards 

The act of one dog waiting at the door to go out while the other dog waits at the other side of the same door to come in.

Every morning we witness the changing of the tards at least 3 times before 9 am.

Changing of the tards by orangehouse December 13, 2010

Changing lanes without signaling 

It's when a man goes from the vagina to the anus in one quick motion without warning his partner.

I was changing lanes without signaling on Renee in the shower and she went deaf for a minute.

Changing lanes without signaling by intelinside August 5, 2010

changing the game 

Going above and beyond average. Getting things done in a new way. Exceeding expectations.

Dang, did you see how phenomenal Lauren did today, she's changing the game.

changing the game by RalphandAng April 26, 2017

changing the diaper 

A sexual position where the gentleman holds the lady's legs straight up in the air by the ankles with one of his hands while penetrating her vagina.

This girl had a real baby fetish so I ended up changing the diaper on her.

changing the diaper by Can you dig it? February 18, 2011

Changing light bulbs 

An Indian form of dancing, Bhangra, where one's hands are cupped and raised in the air as if they are holding something, and then twisted at the wrist as if unscrewing something.
Usually performed at weddings.

He was well crunkedat the wedding last night and couldn't stop changing light bulbs.

Changing light bulbs by Karan "Pin" Saroj December 8, 2004