Chake

Jake “Cake” Wakeman, from Rugeley, Son of Susan Dainty and Kieth Wakeman. Ferret keeper Jake got his nickname “Chake” from Hagley Park Academy from childhood friend Joe “The BBQ Bomb” Clews. They go back all the way to nursery of Churchfield Primary School, where Chake had the title of “Hardest Lad In The School” for 6 years running, the longest run the Primary School had seen and he still holds the record to this day.

RaduHD : “Chake remember when your dogs got shot by the gypsy’s”

Chake : “Yeeeee I HEAAARRDDD”

Chake by AhhhBennn January 26, 2024

Chake

to slam your door shut against your penis

I decided to chake today for fun.

Chake by BaloneyCheeks May 25, 2024

Chake

When a man inserts his penis between a door/closet and a doorframe and then slams it shut, either as a punishment or sexual pleasure.

Nurse: "Did you find out what happened to the man's penis?"

Doctor: "Yes, he decided to chake; the door slamming shut snapped his meat."

Chake by IkeaCop69 June 2, 2024

Wake and Chake 

The first thing you do when you wake up is check your email or your facebook status. If you say the phrase fast enough, the word "chake" almost sounds like check.

Friend 1: My wife said I had a horrible habit and If I didn't stop I will have to start sleeping on the couch alone. Instead of making love to her in the morning, I like to wake and chake.

Friend 2: Wake and chake, WTH is that?

Friend 1: I love to check my facebook, myspace, and my email as soon as I wake up.

Wake and Chake by boo&brasen January 25, 2011

Icing the chocolate cake 

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.

The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.

Icing the chocolate cake by DuffRD September 29, 2010

Cat Cake 

When you take a Sh*t and it is composed of over 20% hair.

Bro i was taking a dump i looked and it was a cat cake, wtf did i eat

Cat Cake by Mr. bubbles614 January 7, 2009

Piece of cake(Mak) 

This is the signature move of John Mak. Everytime he gives us tons of homework, he says piece of cake to make us feel worse. People who don't know what this means might get confused, for they might think John Mak is giving out cakes.

Student A: Today no homework?
John Mak: Today's homework is Chapter 1 Q10-30.

Student B, C, D, E, F, G, H: WHAT?!?
John Mak: Piece of cake.

Piece of cake(Mak)

Piece of cake(Mak) by JohnMakFan November 12, 2020