Celine Dion

What did we ever do to our neighbors up north to deserve this megaton bomb of pretentious, pompous, screechy, annoying, bombastic, noisy shit dropped on us? Celine became a star in the fucking PC 90s and has sold zillions of albums. Her horrible albums sound like a cat caught outside in a thunderstorm. Either that or maybe she's being tortured. Anyway, her music is total crap, for yuppies and Ally McBeal fans. 100% godawful rubbish. It's going to take a lot of Canadian bacon, Labatt Blue and hockey teams to make up for this Canadian dud of an export.

I was in the wonderful city of Montreal and I had just toured the splendid Notre Dame cathedral. I ran across two American tourists sitting outside. It was nice to be speaking English with a couple of Yanks like myself. One of them told me that the cathedral I was just in was where Celine Dion got married a few months earlier. Like I really gave a flying fuck.

Celine Dion by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 10, 2008

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Celine Dion

(proper noun) A popular Canadian songstress, proof that you can be butt-ugly and still be famous. Married to Santa Claus (AKA Renee Angelil). FLATNESS

Celine Dion is the ugliest singer I know, and her husband looks just like Santa Claus!

Celine Dion by mr_brennan November 17, 2005

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The source of all that is evil in the world. Creator of tastelessness and fakeness. Earns money by shrieking into a microphone and have senseless cuntmonkeys buy the recordings. All female artists who claim to be divas are totally owned by this egg laying mother alien diva.

"Hey, did you see that vile book by Celine Dion with pictures of herself and goddamn babies superimposed on flower petals and shit?"
"What?? Are you saying that Celine Dion not only tries to make your spine burst through the skin by raping sound recording equipment and have the shite aired on radio and TV but also by creating anti-christ art such as what you just described??"

celine dion by c-brown June 24, 2005

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Celine Dion

A quasi-sex act that combines the worst aspects of the Cleveland steamer, Darjeeling standpipe, Hawaiian muscle fuck, Trimdon Piledriver and Pasadena mudslide, with or without the use of goosefat, performed in groups of six to eight to the sound of contemporary rock.

Shields is going to the fucking dogs. Only last week behind Majestic Bingo I happened on a group of youths engaged in some sort of half-arsed Celine Dion.

Celine Dion by Lord Grimcock October 30, 2007