Lead Cashier 

What you become when you make it in life. There is no higher status you can achieve on this planet. You will cement your place in history as a Shrine God. Kids in 2032 will be doing presentations on you in school. Congratulations 🎉.

When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:

Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."

Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"

Lead Cashier by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

Castianity 

The belief in a trench-coat wearing ex-angel Castiel who ate a million souls and became God.

"I'm not an angel anymore. I'm your new God, a better one. So, you will bow down and profess your love to me, your Lord, or I shall destroy you."

I just converted to Castianity
Oh my Cas/Oh my Castiel
I pray to Cas/I pray to Castiel

Castianity by Inzey November 4, 2011

Luke Castellan 

The main antagonist in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series (not including Kronos, THE bad guy). Son of Hermes, sick to death of all the gods but in the end sacrifices himself to save the world. A goddamn hero. Has a scar on his face.

Percy: Hey, I'm Per-
Luke Castellan: LET'S KILL THE GODS! THEY SUCK!

Luke Castellan by Samantha Felicia Rose April 4, 2015

castielism

The religion in which you worship Castiel, who became a god by eating souls from purgatory

My religion is Castielism.

castielism by Destiel_deancas February 19, 2015

Castiel 

An angel from the hit show Supernatural on CW TV. He is mostly seen with Sam and Dean, the two main characters in the show. You can tell who he is by his tan trench coat and blue tie.

His name is almost always spelled "Cas" by the fandom and "Cass" by the writers.

Mostly, he is shipped with Dean to form the ship Destiel (which should totally be canon , by the way.) Sometimes, he is also shipped with Meg, a demon, or Sam, Dean's brother.

Fan 1: Awwww, Castiel is such a cutie. He needs to be protected at all costs.

Fan 2: Trueee. Dean will protect him though.

Fan 1: Well, Cas was the one who raised him from perdition, so you could argue that Cas should protect Dean. (*cough cough* from other women because destiel need to be canon obviously)
Fan 2: Ohohohohoho, was that subtext

Castiel by cryingphan January 20, 2017

Castillions

An obsessed castle (ABC) fan. Anybody suffering from Obsessive Caslte Disorder can call themselves this.

If you get excited when you see the number 47 or if coffee means "I love you" and handshakes mean "kisses", then you know you're one of them (us).

I will Always be a Castillions!

Castillions by CastleIndia October 23, 2012

Joey Castillo 

The best mexican drummer. He was/is in Queens of the Stone Age, Danzig, and Wasted Youth.

Joey Castillo replaced Dave Grohl.

Joey Castillo by I'm evil April 30, 2010