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cashier talk 

Like pillow talk, except you are NOT getting laid, no matter what. It's an intimate conversation between a cashier and the customer, restricted to regularly returning customers. Cashiers do not make commision, there is no reason to snow-job a customer into spending more money. Less than 25% of customer/cashier interactions will contain cashier talk.
Cashier: Hi Tom, how's the wife and kids? Littly Suzy still down with the flu?

Cutomer: remembers buying cold medicine Yes, and I think I'm comming down with it too.

Friend later on: Man, that chick at the store must like you to remember your kid was sick, that's cool. She's never given me any "cashier talk".
cashier talk by secretshopper209 December 27, 2010
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cashier talk 

Like "pillow talk", except you are NOT getting laid, no matter what. It's a faked intimate conversation between a cashier and the customer, even though the cashier could really care less about you or what's going on in your life. It's just a way to make the customer feel important and spend more money.
Cashier: So, are you spending the holidays at home with a girlfriend, or are you just going to relatives?

Customer: thinking she's coming on to him. No, I'm not married, but I'll be staying at home.

Friend later on: Dude, she's not interested, she was just using some cashier talk to get you to buy that stuff.
cashier talk by catsarecool383 December 25, 2010

cashier biscuit 

One who works as a cashier in the retail industry.
Having friends who are cashier biscuits is the easiest way to get alcohol without being carded.
cashier biscuit by CrazyWindmill September 7, 2005

cashier paper 

used to transfer stuff from one paper to another
Cashiers often use cashier paper in their receipts.
cashier paper by PotatoToldYouSo August 23, 2017

Cashier_4A 

generic convince store cashier who doesn’t actually do his job. it’s often said is “sus.”
yo mama: “Hey, have you seen Cashier_4A recently?”
KKrimm: “Yeah, he told me he likes Deez Nuts.”
Cashier_4A by KKrimm June 17, 2021

Cashier Time 

Suggestive games on roblox and videos on youtube involving the roblox cashier.
"I searched cashier time on roblox and was horrified by the results."
Cashier Time by Freaky_Fesh May 30, 2023

cashier legs

A condition where someone is able to stand for hours at a time with very little to no discomfort
Bro you've been standing for 3 hours straight, do you need to sit?

Nah, I've got cashier legs. I've stood for way longer without sitting.