canadien pocketknife 

A slang term for a broken bottle when used as a weapon

he grabbed a beer and made a Canadien pocketknife
The canadien pocketknife in my chest hurts

canadien pocketknife by Alfred S. Sloop January 11, 2007

Canadien Oven 

The act of farting while fully clothed in full snow attire, very similar to the Dutch Oven, but is done to the self, by a process of the fart rising as hot air tends to do from your pants up your snow jacket and damn straight into your nose. Note: the Dutch Oven is done to another under the covers, the Canadien oven is far more potent and has full reprucussion upon the farter and is some sort of a form of suicide or inflictng pain upon oneself

Dammit Chase, I just Canadien Ovened myself, I think I might die from the smell!

Canadien Oven by Rideman November 30, 2006

Canadien sprinkler 

When a guy pees extremely hard and the urine goes all over the toliet seat

My little brother justed pulled a Canadien sprinkler and our mom got him in so much trouble.

Canadien sprinkler by Canuck21 April 18, 2011

canadien history 

making a female lick (like a cat) maple syrup out of the stanley cup while you insert moose antlers into her anus.

that chic was badass, she let me show her some canadien history

canadien history by snowj February 15, 2010

Canadien Noob 

A Canadien that is usually very noobish and loud and funny. He can sometimes be amusing with his noobness but sometimes be very strange and confusing. Usually good looking and smells good though

Hey, that Canadian is very noobish but he is soooooooooo hot. Goodness a Canadien noob can be so confusing sometimes

Canadien Noob by Joesh2772 December 13, 2011

the canadien stranglar

The 'Canadien Stranglar' is a notorious Asian criminal who resides in Canada. He immigrated to Canada from China at the age of 10 and began living a life of crime on the streets. He's well known for being a positive role model in the gangster and criminal community. He doesn't deal or do drugs and usually doesn't resort to any violence. He is well known to 'do' chicks and than after try and choke them, but he can never do it and they always run away. He is currently in jail.

The canadien stranglar tried choking me the other day after I had sex with him.

the canadien stranglar by Donovan200 September 16, 2006

Canadian Deshbhakt

Akshay Kumar is widely known as Canadian Deshbhakt.
Canadian Deshbhakt Akshay Kumar is the inventor of Flops & Disasters. Till date he has given 80 Flops which is unbeaten record!
Canadian Deshbhakt Akshay Kumar plays Patriotic Card during the release of his films & after that its validity expires.

Google Canadian Deshbhakt, you will see ugly face of Akshay Kumar

Canadian Deshbhakt by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 26, 2020