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COD-BLOCK 

prevent (someone) from succeeding in their attempt to engage in sexual activity by using video games to keep them home instead. In particular call of duty (COD) warzone and other types of battle royale type games.
I had a mad date lined up with Hillary the slut but the boys cod-blocked me. At least we got a win.
COD-BLOCK by Captain hard January 11, 2023

COD Blocking 

When your wife or girlfriend wants you to spend time with her
instead of playing Call of Duty.
Sorry, I can't play with you guys tonight. My wife is Cod Blocking me again.
COD Blocking by Ron27 September 4, 2010

COD Black ops addict 

A person who plays call of duty black ops all the time, usually good at the game.. They swear/scream when they're losing and sometimes begin sweeting. If they get mad enough, they will feel like smashing there controller. They probably dream/daydream about COD. Besides this, they usually talk about black ops at school. They think about playing call of duty after school and sometimes get excited..
1: Hey, what are you doing after school?

2: Playing black ops!!!!!!!

1: Thats what you told me yesterday... You must be a COD Black ops addict!

Cod Blocked 

In reference to blocking your cock via COD. When you realize a booty call text an hour late because you were playing Call of Duty.
I looked at my phone and got a text from Adeile wanting me to come over. Black Ops totally cod blocked me.
Cod Blocked by Dudememyomen May 10, 2011

cod blocker 

when your girl friend gives u guilt trips when u want to cod4 it up
dan: babe im almost to the fifth prestige
jisoo: get a fucking life.. you dont even want to talk to me do you??!!!!1111!
dan: DO WORK.....CLICK
dan(says to self)- what a cod blocker

cod-blocked 

Similar to cockblocked.

If you were cod-blocked or codblocked, something completly unimportant or pointless was keepeing you from playing COD (Call of Duty). Or something happens that eliminates your chances of a great accomplishment.
See cockblocked
Guy 1: "Why do you look so sad?"
Guy 2: "Man I got cod-blocked yesterday! I was one kill from a nuke when the power went out!"

"Man I got codblocked yesterday"
"How"
"Girlfreind stole the game and hid it so I'd spend more time with her"
"Sucks"
cod-blocked by icanhazafunny February 25, 2010