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Life is full of things that are unnecessary, needlessly unpleasant, and stinky. Butts are one of them. We all have at least one in our lives. Buttness can be used to describe anything that is awkward, uncomfortable, and makes you say "Was that really necessary???" It feels most at home in situations where you look back and realize that there really was no good reason for what you just experienced.
"I hate this office, there's just so much buttness going on!"

"She's full of buttness, what's her problem!?"

"Ouch, *buttness* that hurt!"
Buttness by Mango#5 September 14, 2009

Bitchness 

1. The act of showing extra tenderness towards a subject that is not that serious. 2. Ranting and raving about something when it should just be forgotten. 3. Allowing what others think do or feel to control what you think do or feel. 4. Being super sensitive when things don't go your way. 5. Starting things and not being able to handle it when it doesn't flow your way.
Bitchness is taking over the room!
Bitchness by BoTipFiaJelz January 25, 2011

Bitchless 

John went to the New Year's eve party bitchless
Bitchless by Phil L. December 8, 2006

bitchess 

One who is not only a bitch in the sense of a female dog , but one who is also treated like royalty by her bitchraising family. Giving this particular bitch the pompous attitude of a princess with the attitude and inbreeding of your average bitch.

Also useful for the extra bitchy "jewish princess".
After I called told that bitchess, she was a bitchess, her father came out of the trailor chasin me with a tire iron.

So this pontiac sunbird with a princess windshield decal cuts me off, then the semen-dumpster driving, flips me off, Marlb stil in hand. What a total bitchess.
bitchess by Corey O May 22, 2008

butchers apron 

the union jack
you wrapped yourself in the union jack - the butchers apron
butchers apron by salmonhardybucks October 28, 2010