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paul bunyan flapjack 

the act of a male going jackhammer on a female (when having sex missionary very fast like a 'jackhammer'), then, as soon as the orgasm seems to be present, pull the dick out from the vagina and ejaculate into one's hand and slap the bitch across the face, creating a "cumslap." however, this is considered a "paul bunyan flapjack" when it is jackhammer sex followed by a cumslap to the face.
person 1: "dude, do you remember chickie?"
person 2: "you mean that cum guzzling gutter slut that always shows up at the long trail tavern?
person 1: "yeah, i actually had sex with that slam pig, and i gave her the PAUL BUNYAN FLAPJACK!!!!"
person 2: "nice"

Paul Bunyan 

When a chick is giving you head and you grab her by the pigtails and pull her in close until her pigtails resemble ox horns. Then keep ramming until she turns blue, just like babe the blue ox!
I yell timber whenever I pull the "Paul Bunyan."
Paul Bunyan by crude rude June 3, 2009

Project Bunyan 

Project Bunyan can only be completed in set 2 year 10-11 class in YGG

This make you an Alpha Male
You know Josh, he has completed Project Bunyan

paul bunyan 

when you wrap your dick up with a pancake, pour maple syrup all over it, and ram it into a chick!
Dude that hoe was full off that Paul Bunyan last night!

Operation Paul Bunyan 

Depending on how you view it it was either the most pointless operation ever conducted or the most awesome. In 1976 Some american soldiers wanted to cut down a tree on the north/south korean border. The north koreans got pissed and killed two U.S. soldiers. Responding to this the U.S. got together almost 800 men including jets and and basically a truck full of chuck norris equvilants just to cut down a tree. Basically a show of force.
Guy 1 Man operation paul bunyan was so awesome

Guy 2 Are you kidding it was such a waste of time

Paul Bunyan Bitch 

Long before Rick James, Paul Bunyan was the man. Used when pesky forest rangers or tree huggers or anyone trying to stop you from lumberjacking and/or being a lumberjack. Annoying waiters are taken aback when asking if you've had enough syrup. This is the one true phrase all lumberjacks must know.
Forest Ranger -"Who do you think you are?"
Boy - "PAUL BUNYAN BITCH! Now leme cut down those trees!"