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browner pastures

A place less desirable than your current location. The opposite of greener pastures.
I can't believe Fred left this amazing city for browner pastures.
browner pastures by jeru411 July 28, 2015

Browner Downer 

When you crap in your girlfriend's butt, roll her sideways down a hill, then hold her high above your shoulders until she farts liquified shit down upon your person.
My water bill got shut off and I couldn't shower, so I made my girlfriend give me a Browner Downer instead.
Browner Downer by Starlitsky March 6, 2011

dirty browner

A London integrated thespian forced to put up with the antics of the West Country yokels of the Blackdown Hills.
John the Log: "Ere Dirty Browner get us another pint in derk glass, and tuck those cuffs before the duggs get them"
dirty browner by Gert lugger January 17, 2014

Cleveland Browner 

A person who engages in Cleveland Browning; a person who hooks up with a Cleveland Brown, which is a girl with a nice body but an ugly face, also known as a bagger or butterface.
John is such a Cleveland Browner. For the third time this semester he bagged a bagger - he hooked up with yet another ugly chick who happened to have a nice body.
Cleveland Browner by PMax March 9, 2008

Washington Browner 

Australian Colloquial Expression for someone too interested in what everyone else is doing...

I.e. Nosey

topside browner 

What's left behind in a bathroom trash can from someone who just wiped their ass. Usually only done by wetbacks who, for some reason, choose to throw their wipings in a can, rather than flush them in a toilet. The topside browner will be facing up, showing the smear.
Dude, those fuckin wetbacks are always leavin behind some gnar ass topside browners.
topside browner by Yared Soyle January 4, 2007