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über boned 

Royally screwed, significantly fucked, boned in the ass, so screwed, shafted, totally fucked
Those guys are either going to kill you or use you as bait, either way you're über boned.
über boned by RyNb83 February 4, 2014
Related Words
broned broner boned brokedick browned Brone Booned Baroned Bonedaddy Boned Out

Ponce de Le-bóned 

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
Ponce de Le-bóned by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013

Chester-Browned

Verb

To be publicly exposed as a rapist and publically shamed.
originating in the campaign against rape and sexual assault at Mt. San Antonio College (Mt. SAC) by supporters of Aarefah Mosavi, who was raped and sexually assaulted by co-worker and student Chester Brown on the campus farm in 2013. Aarefah spoke publicly, naming Chester Brown as the rapist, going on record with a detailed description of Brown's rape of her. Supporters hung up Chester Brown's picture and name across the campus, hundreds of students protested and marched to demand his removal, ultimately succeeding in forcing him to leave Mt. SAC.
Rapists beware, you will be Chester-Browned.

Whoah! He just got Chester-Browned!
Chester-Browned by gwbfhe August 10, 2018
v. tr. (bronxed, bronxing, bronxes)

1. A considerably discourteous act performed while driving. Derived from the New York City borough of the same name.

(Dutch - Bronck, from Modern English: Bronx (see Bronx)
Shirley was bronxed when cut off by a gentleman making a left turn from the right lane.
Bronxed by LittleKitnerboy May 18, 2006
When you're promised 8 inches and you're delivered 3.5', aka when he wants you to deepthroat but it doesn't even reach your back teeth.
-Do you want to get bronked?
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.
Bronked by ᵗˣᶜ Hydra May 26, 2021

Brondialicious 

That ecstatic feeling after seeing you got a passing grade on a very difficult academic subject.

The term is derived from law professor Henedino Brondial of the Philippines, known for his being terror in the class and flunking more than half of a single class.
Wow! So Brondialicious! I just passed my Transportation Law!!
Brondialicious by atty.jose April 6, 2013