giant shit hole where a lot of douche bags graduate from. if you wanna hook up with a nasty girl with multiple venereal diseases this is the high school you want to go to.

C.J. is a Bradshaw Mountain High School graduate, if you come in contact with her genitals you should kill yourself asap before you die a horrible painful death from AIDS.

bradshaw mountain high school by aquerius gayballs October 24, 2008

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Bradshaw Syndrome

When you dance like Michael Jackson and are really clever. It is rarely seen, but when it is - it's pretty amazing. It is well known in the north west of England, but it is swiftly spreading throughout the world. Bradshaw is becoming increasingly commmon so watch your backs. Hope for Swine Flu.

A boy took ill when he suffered from Bradshaw Syndrome. He jumped out of his seat in a geography lesson, leapt on to the table and danced like the great man himself

Bradshaw Syndrome by Dr P. Derby. July 1, 2009

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Bradshaw-mase

Someone who is a two faced bitch that is a hidden lesbian but still flirts with every lad going, she is pretty and tells everyone she isn’t when she knows she is. She tries to be edgy but just isn’t and sounds posh bcs she tries to stand out when in reality she is just annoying

She’s turned into a proper Bradshaw-mase

Bradshaw-mase by urban goddess April 15, 2020

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Bradshaw Disease

A workplace “condition” that appears when someone is scheduled to work every third Saturday on a rotating schedule, and they suddenly become unavailable the following week—or just before their next shift—ensuring they never work more than about 10 days in a two-week period.

Symptoms include:

Perfectly timed sick days
Mysterious short-term illnesses
Advanced calendar awareness and selective availability

“Looks like Mike’s got Bradshaw Disease again—third Saturday’s coming up and he’s already calling out.”

Bradshaw Disease by sdf024 April 6, 2026

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