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bitch please 

Used to demonstrate ones apathy at being asked an offensive question.
Hoe:"Are you sure you haven't had enough?"
Baller:"Bitch please!"
bitch please by Banj December 20, 2004

Bitch Please 

a phrase to respond with when you're being pissed off by a bitch.
bitch:"girl you aint got nothing"
you:"Bitch Please"
Bitch Please by Lydia from NY January 29, 2006

Bitch Please 

A word used when someone says something stupid or something like that.
The Walking Dead(lol i love it I can't help it)

Carl (little 8 year old boy) - Dad, the walkers(zombies) look so scary I'm so scared!!!

Rick (Carl's daddy) - Bitch please.
Bitch Please by SomeDude2003 February 9, 2014

Bitch Please 

White guy's way of fitting in when a black guy says "nigger please" - which is when a black guy calls bull shit on you.
Guy 1: Hey you wanna go see a movie on Saturday?

Guy 2: Bitch Please!

Guy 1: Fag

Bitch Please 

origanally created and spoken by Christopher Crocker(complete homosexual, who wishes they were a girl). When a bitch is in your face you gently say bitch please. If the bitch does not leave then you take it to the next level by by saying ''for your own good bitch please.'' If the bitch still does not leave you yell BITCH PLEASE!
Shanaynay: I stole your man!

Laquisha: Ugh bitch please

Shanaynay: yeah

Laquisha: BITCH IMA SHANK YO NIGGA ASS! FOR YOUR OWN DAMN GOOD BITCH PLEASE!

Bitch please 

To disregard something a bitch says in one simple phrase. Bitch please can also be used when a bitch is being bitchy
Example for definition one
bitch:we should go out
you:bitch please

Example for definition two
bitch: you are such a douch
you:bitch please
Bitch please by swgmaster97 March 19, 2012