beer can nipples 

when the areola/nipple is about the size of a beer can or bigger.

-take a beer can
-put on youparters areola/nipplearea
-if its same size or bigger then you got your self some beer can nipples
enjoy.....or not

Stephanie has got some beer can nipples

beer can nipples by Natures_Reject September 3, 2005

Beer Can Mike 

Offical traed mrkl of DOGECAN HELL YAeh.! Beer can Mike is a hermit. Berr can Miek eats cox n bolz. Mike's beer can is about as big as a beer can. Beercan Mike recycles. Good for him. #belikemike

Person 1: "Well I was headed over to beer can Mike and Cody's today."
Person 2: "Does he was some of my beer cans?"
Person 1: "Probably."

Beer Can Mike by Beer Can Mike August 15, 2021

beer can race

A casual, think flash mob of boats, sailboat race where all are welcome to enter. First one back in wins….bragging rights! Often the race is out toward some point/buoy/rock/etc for a set time, then you u-turn (wherever you are) and race back to finish at the starting line, so everyone has an even chance to come in first.

“If you need an excuse to get your Laser out sailing, there’s a Beer Can Race at Spirit Lake, 1:00pm every Sunday.”

beer can race by WCfields September 14, 2022

beer can wind chime 

A badass bitch living on the Upper East Side of New York City.

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she’s a little all over the place, she’s a beer can wind chime.

beer can wind chime by creaturesofyorkville June 12, 2025

Don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water

The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.

Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.

Don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water by Miss Universe 2020 July 29, 2020

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS! 

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS! by weave September 7, 2003

billy beer cans

Billy Beer Cans..is a name given to my father by the recycle men (he over heard one rare morning..when he wasnt still pissed out of his brains in bed) on discovering that he had a box FULL of empty beer cans ...and nothing else.
So a 'Billy Beer Cans 'is someone who consumes vast amounts of alcohol and loads their recycle bin up to the max with tennants cans.

Recycle man to another recycle man.. 'omg look how many cans billy beer cans has had this week...the alchy bastard'

billy beer cans by billy ber cans proud daughter June 16, 2009