Beelzebub

All previous definations invalid due to not knowing my mother-in-law. Evil incarnate. Essence of all that is despised and hated. Soul sucking, demonic possessing, revoker of liberty.

As SHE walked into the room the air was pulled from my lungs and I was left with only a lingering corrosive putrid smell. At that point I recalled countless books I read about the last moments of death. This would eventually be my last patriotic thought. My body tensed with muscles no longer capable of carrying hope. What is was hope anyway? My soul should have been hers but it was actually HERS. Then it was final, SHE had become my mother in law. Is there redemption in hell? Beelzebub offers none.

Beelzebub by SKAAA December 25, 2006

Beelzebub

In Beelzebub worship a supernatural being that is all good and the provider of the two things that make life worth living food and sex. Beelzebub worship is mostly concerned with food and sex.

Are you going to the Beelzebub feast tonight?

Beelzebub by The Fury 13 October 1, 2010

Beelzebub

What my math teacher calls me

math teacher: Beelzebub, do some work
me: O_o but I am Rumplestiltskin...

Beelzebub by MissUnderstood December 24, 2008

Beelzebub

An archaic term for Satan
Often used in the context of...
...never used.

Beelzebub... Beelzebub... I can't think of any sentence that uses the word Beelzebub.

Beelzebub by Ostrich June 22, 2003

Beelzebub

A term used often by Puritans of the 17th and 18th century America.

Puritans also referred to Satan as Lucifer, Lord of the flies (if one could fly, they were a witch, therefore the one who lords over those who fly), Old Scratch, and some other sparingly used referrences.

Beelzebub by Levi February 9, 2004

Beelzebub

Beelzebub... is this by any chance related to Baal?

I wonder...

Beelzebub is GRRRRREAT!!

Beelzebub by Lucifer Reincarnate November 13, 2003

Beelzebub

A fart fly known for shaking his butt

#beelzebub

Beelzebub by Randomnmn September 24, 2022