Beaverised 

The term given to those who have endured a beaver attack. The main targets of a beaver attack are toddlers and the elderly, and for this reason the highest proportion of beaverised people are found in these two groups. Beaverised persons usually require months of councilling to recover.

"Poor old Joe got beaverised yesterday."

"Don't walk through the swamps at night or you'll get beaverised.

Beaverised by D.E March 18, 2004

Bauerized 

To be totally, utterly and completely destroyed in a violent manner. This word originates from the man who is the one man in the world more bad-ass than Chuck Norris: Jack Bauer.

If you are bauerized, you can be sure that your body will be totally and absofuckinglutely destroyed and unrecognizable.

That bad-ass mofucka Jack Bauer totally bauerized that Russian cocksucker.

Bauerized by donimic13 April 15, 2010

Beavered 

Verb: Past tense for someone who has thrown up

“I saw Brendon bee line it to the bathroom after a tequila shot, he definitely beavered.”
“I bet Bryce is going to beaver after he shotguns this beer, he definitely doesn’t sip.”

“$10 says Pat beavers after the edible kicks in”

Beavered by ChadBradThad January 13, 2021

Beaverization

The seductive draw or the lure to a wet Beaver.You just cant resists...

She opend her legs and Beaverization took place,a was sucked in like a bit of tin with a large magnet...

Beaverization by bad_habit January 21, 2011

Beavered 

A colloquial term used to replace "high" or "stoned." Helpful when texting multiple people at the same time and you are worried that you might inadvertently text the wrong person about yo drugz. If you DO text the wrong person, they won't know what beavered means, and you can play it off as an auto-correct problem or whatever.

You accidentally text your parent instead of a fellow stoner:
"Hey, you want to come over and get beavered?"

Parent response:
"What does beavered mean?"

Your response:
"Oh, sorry. I meant 'Do you want to come over and get brunch?'"

Beavered by Timbolino November 4, 2012

half beavered

getting a handjob and haveing to stop in the middle of it.

Man, this chick totally half beavered me! I was like GODDAMNIT!

half beavered by matt (darkstar) May 30, 2003

Blazerized 

To BE Realy Balzed, Stoned, High

KErry IS prety Blazerized atm, Lets Get Blazerized

Blazerized by OsKito September 30, 2007