battle creek nebraska 

the shittiest place on earth and full of potheads and you dont want to go their EVER.

You want some pot? come here to battle creek nebraska

battle creek nebraska by smd.smd.smd.smd. January 18, 2011

battle creek lakeview schools 

A shitty ass school where you can get an std from just sitting on the toilet, Teachers racis asf. 56% White 35% Black 7%Hispanic 2% Asian. All The percents are dicks though so don't worry. All ugly and act proud.

battle creek lakeview schools "Dick" I white ass teen guy wearing a tie is a gay ass fucker sucking a black guys dick.

battle creek lakeview schools by The Real Ass Biotch June 29, 2017

Battle Creek handjob 

A Battle Creek handjob is when your getting a handjob while simultaneously fingering your own ass hole

yeah I got me a Battle Creek handjob behind the bowling alley

Battle Creek handjob by ilovejay222 March 9, 2025

The Battle of Reedy Creek 

The attempted flex by Ron DickSandwich, Governor of Florida and his Y’allagarchy in Tallahassee to remove the special land use permit enjoyed by Floridas’ most prolific land owner, Walt Disney World. The agreement dates back to the 1960’s and was left alone until Disney called out Ron DickSandwich about one of his fascist policies, known the world over as the “Don’t Say Gay” bill. Ron’s retaliation is seen as a thinly veiled playground bully move that will likely pave the way to him eventually selling timeshares or extended car warrantys over the phone as a career path.

The Battle of Reedy Creek is really heating up. I hear Disney is thinking of joining NATO!

The Battle of Reedy Creek by Sonicbo0mz May 4, 2022

battlecheeks 

Booty cheeks so dense and voluminous it's as if they could have only been forged in the heat of battle. Cheeks of this magnitude are only obtainable through hard work and disciplined nutrition.

-Dang! Look at those BOOTY CHEEKS!
-Those some BATTLECHEEKS, Bro! Girl been crossfittin!

battlecheeks by Battlecheeks December 5, 2020