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Bum barfing 

Usually occurs the morning after heavy drinking and can be accompanied with actual barfing. Involves regular trips to the toilet with little or no warning.
Guy 1: Hey dude, awesome night last night but you were wasted!
Guy 2: Yeah, it got pretty crazy!
Guy 1: How you feeling today? Pretty hung, I guess?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, been having a serious bum barfing session all day.

Guy 1: I hate when that happens!
Bum barfing by Joneman January 4, 2010
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mic barfing 

When a singer is screaming into the mic and all it sounds like is someone vomiting. Used in many genres of music including hardcore, metal, screamo, and many others.
God. I hate all those lame "hXc" singers or whatever. You call that singing? Sounds more like mic barfing to me.
mic barfing by Mertown December 8, 2007

beat barfing 

when someone tries to make a techno bass beat in the back of their throat and it ends up sounding like they're either hacking up a major loogie or they're about to vomit.
Dude, I heard some guy trying to put down a mad beat the other day, but he really just ended up beat barfing.
beat barfing by anonymousessss March 21, 2011

Wikipedia Barfing 

A word used when someone is giving way to much information on a topic or subject that no one else cares about.
Person 1: Yoo dude I just had some really good Basmati rice.

person 2: I don't know what that is but I don't really care.

person 1: Basmati is a variety of long, slender-grained aromatic rice which is traditionally grown in the Indian subcontinent, mainly India, Pakistan, and Nepal. As of 2019, India accounted for 65% of the international trade in basmati rice, while Pakistan accounted for the remaining 35%.

person 2: Stop Wikipedia Barfing on me.

person 1: Many countries use domestically grown basmati rice crops; however, basmati is geographically exclusive to certain districts of India and Pakistan.

person 2: shut up.
Wikipedia Barfing by AnnieMass September 29, 2023

Bazooka barfing 

Projectile barfing with so much force that it flies straight out of your mouth like a bazooka.
Anthony & I were at the casino & I drank so much warm red wine that I was literally bazooka barfing all over the parking lot.
Bazooka barfing by Vanspades September 22, 2022

Barrington Station Middle School 

Barrington Middle School is a crappy middle school with over 1,000 kids, most of them being fuckboys. You can always find at least 5 juul pods in every bathroom every time you walk in. The cops are constantly showing up in the front of the school and everyone is high af. People always get beat up and nobody gives a shit if you get beat up in this hellhole.
I go to Barrington Station Middle School where I am always high on drugs and I constantly get beat up.

barking gremlin

while getting a rimjob from a from a brazilian transvestite midget hooker you fart causing it to cough uncontrollably.
After a night of drinking and eating refried bean I passed out only to wake up with a wet asshole and a barking gremlin in the corner.