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Ballarat Cravat

Ballarat Cravat is a term used when describing the act of doing a poo around the neck region of a willing recipient and then carefully shaping/moulding that poo into a cravat-like neckband. It's widely accepted that the Ballrat Cravat is the next evolution (successor if you will) of the once popular Cincinnati Bowtie.

Legend has it that Sir Ronald Stoolman of Ballarat Australia, invented the Ballarat Cravat while on a brothel crawl around around North America.
"Yeah man, she just straight up asked me to give her a Ballarat Cravat and I couldn't believe my luck"

"Excuse me miss, that Ballarat Cravat you have on is of impeccable style and quality"
Ballarat Cravat by dustinhoffmin August 11, 2012
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Ballarat Briefcase 

A supermarket plastic bag used to carry one’s belongings, a povvo carry bag inviting ridicule
Mate, I see you’re still pimping the ‘ol Ballarat briefcase
Half "Baller" Half "Colorado"

From the two man music group "3oh!3"

Making colorado sound wayy cooler than it actually is.
Mike: Hey man where should we go on vacation?

Tom: How about BAllARADO?

Mike: Wtf?

Tom: All the ballers go to colorado >_>
Ballarado by avalanche13 April 25, 2009

ballratler 

A female of loose morals that is extremely active and takes control during sex,causing the mans balls to bounce around very quickly.
Check her out,I'll bet she's a ;ballratler;
ballratler by KenkKenniem July 30, 2017

Ballbrator 

male sex toy that focuses stimulation on the scrotum
ballbrator a cock ring put on backwards and upside down with the clit tickler against the testicle satchel
Ballbrator by hrudamentary January 28, 2010