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bakers oven 

A really wicked yeast infection that skanks get, smells like a dead Tuna sodomized a dumpster in a black neighborhood. (Mid-evil Canadian)
Local creep Andrew looked for his next "trick" while driving down the busy street, he found disappointment after learning Trixy had a bad case of bakers oven.
bakers oven by J & K Slander Inc. February 7, 2005

Bakers Dozen 

Thirteen(derived from devil's dozen where baker=devil)
Bakers Dozen by Light Joker August 4, 2004

Bakers Dolphin 

The act of excreting upon an erect penis held down and using the spring-back motion of the penis to launch the excrement in a diving board like manner into the waiting mouth of a hungry homosexual.
Neil-"oh man, i was wasted last night, apparently we gave steve a bakers dolphin, hopefully he doesn't remember"

Steve-"oh why does my mouth taste like someone took a dump in it"

Jeff- "might want to brush your teeth mate"

bakers surprise 

When you suck frosting out of your women's ass. Preferably chocolate. The surprise is not knowing if it's chocolate frosting or shit.
Gave my girl the old bakers surprise last night. Everything was going well till I tasted poo poo butter!
bakers surprise by ha26 March 2, 2015

Bakers Wife 

To be married to someone with the name of Mr. Baker and be a man
Bakers Wife by MoldyTaint6969 November 17, 2021