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Schrodinger's BJ 

the philosophic inquiry which asks: What would you feel first when sucking your own penis? The sensation of your penis being sucked, or the feeling of you sucking a penis.
After years of study of the psyche and your nerves, I believe the answer to Schrodinger's BJ is that you would feel you sucking a penis before you feel the senation of your penis being sucked.
Schrodinger's BJ by BoredHog March 28, 2021

Churro's and a Bj

When something is extremely over priced.
"How much do those shoes cost?"
"$150"
"Holy crap! What else do they give you? A churro and a bj?"

"How much for a burger?"
"$10"
"Are you serious?! You guys better add some Churro's and a Bj on the side."

bj sandwich 

Two sluts sucking the same cock together
Those two girls just gave me a bj sandwich

bj swerve 

The reckless driving that results when the driver is recieving oral sex from the passenger.
"Damn, that dude is doing the bj swerve, he must be getting a bj"
bj swerve by Frank Chestly March 29, 2008

BJ Stacker 

A sandwich for gay people consisting of meat,cheese,and bacon and buns all formed in the shape of a penis.also used to describe when a gay person lays down on a fat guys stomach and another fat guy goes on top of the gay person and he is squished in the middle.
Wayne-I had a BJ Stacker Last night
Cameron-ew.but that would explain ur sudden flattened body.
BJ Stacker by Greg Milosevic December 9, 2008

bj snooter 

while recieving a blow job, bust in the back of the throat while simultaniously tickling the girl giving the blowjob causing them to laugh and having the cum shoot out their nose
"Yo, I heard Tom gave Sally the bj snooter over the weekend and now she refuses to give him head ever again."
bj snooter by YosefStalin October 16, 2009